What about… Naomi?
Wasn’t she a character in the Book of Ruth?
You mean Babe Ruth’s little black book?
Did the Babe’s black book boast the babes the Babe bagged?
You mean like Ted Bundy?
Do you mean the bloody Bundy who bagged babes by badly butchering their bodies?
Was there another one?
Did bumbling bedraggled Al Bundy happen to have a brother?
Were they supposed to be related?
Is it any of your business if they have relations?
Aren’t they cussin’ cousins?
Didn’t they have a dozen delightfully demure daughters?
And a septet of scintillating, stalwart sons?
Or were they just, er, onerous ornery uncles?
Were they nefarious nephilim of nephews?
More likely that than all antiquated, ancient, addled aunts, don’t you think?
Or silly Sweet Sixteen sisters?
Terrible twins?
Or the onomatopoeic onslaught of an only child?
Maybe grumpy, grouchy, grumbling grandfathers?