Maybe babbling, bouncing baby brothers?
Or sweet, serene, sensuous sisters?
Or nasty, naughty, nagging, nebulous nieces?
Kissing cousins?
Kinky cousins?
Is that redundant?
How many cousins do you have?
That I would kiss, you mean?
Could you count your kissing cousins AND calculate the current conclave of kin you can’t conceive of cordially concussing?
Um, zero?
And is that the zenith of your zany, zesty zigzagging, or its nadir?
Did the professor win?
Where do I go to pick up the trophy?
Can you send me a deposit?
Is the check in the mail?
Did you check to see if the mail is in?
Wouldn’t a female know if the male was in?
Wouldn’t you hope so?
Doesn’t that depend an awful lot on where in is?
Wouldn’t Bill Clinton say it depends on what “is” is?