Then why was I charged by that Nigerian chap?
Did he scam you royally?
You mean after he said he was flush with cash (that he needed me to help him move)?
So it was a royal flush?
Wouldn’t I tell it straight?
Aren’t you a bit of a wild card?
Are you playing the joker again?
Don’t you have an ace in the hole?
Isn’t that rather a personal question?
Don’t you think he’s just bluffing?
How can I tell when he holds his cards so close to his chest?
Have you fed the kitty yet?
What’s this watch worth to you?
Did you know your eyebrows twitch when you’re bluffing?
Do you want to buy this watch or not?
Is the brand name really spelled “Rollex”?
Would you like a good deal on a genuine Onega?
How do I know it’s not a fake Onega?
Did you know counterfeiters here are so bold they don’t even bother altering the name?
So how do I know you’re the real Siam Sam?