How can I even know?
Do you think therefore Siam?
What’s that elephant doing in here?
Would Dr. Seuss wax poetically, “Siam, I am”?
You mean the elephant in the room?
Don’t most elephants live outdoors, though?
Perhaps this is an elephant of a different color?
Oh, you’re seeing pink elephants now?
If your uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your uncle Jack off an elephant?
Who on earth is Uncle Jack?
Is that a no?
Would Uncle Jack really want me to say?
Is he the Jack who’s nipping at your nose?
Is Jack short for Jacqueline?
Is nose a euphemism for another body part?
Is it true that only the nose knows?
Isn’t it true that… the Shadow knows?
Jeez, why don’t you ask him already?
Do you have any idea how much it costs to travel to New York City in the 1940’s?
So you’re all saying you don’t know Jack?