Again with the Jack schtick?
Isn’t that better than being beaten with an ugly schtick?
Or having an ugly schtick?
Where do you want me to schtick it?
Say, doesn’t Jack Schtick do those fundamentalist comics?
So you’re saying that you do know Jack?
Can you ever really know someone?
Do you mean in the biblical sense?
So would an admonishment to “Know thyself” be shorthand for “Go screw yourself”?
Why, what else could it possibly mean?
Then how about “Physician, heal thyself”?
Doesn’t the AMA have rules against that?
And do lawyers who represent themselves have only fools for clients?
Doesn’t every axiom have at least a grain of truth to it?
Whole wheat?
Is that rye humor?
Are you trying to get a rise out of me with this half-baked thread?
Isn’t this the time of year for universal loaf of all mankind?
It’s a real slice of life, innit?
And it kneads no introduction, eh?