Did you hear about the gangland murderer they called the Mohel because he specialized in killing police detectives, that is to say, offing the dicks?
How many more murderous mohel jokes are there, anyway?
The mo’ the hellier?
Moe’s a hellion?
Or was that Curly?
Ever do the Curly Shuffle?
Oh, a wise guy, eh?
What’s the big idea?!
Wait a minute! What’re you gonna do?"
Hey, where’s your dignity?
You doin’ the elevator dance?
What are the steps?
You don’t know there ain’t no steps to an elevator?
Is that why Led Zeppelin sang “Elevator to Heaven”?
Isn’t that an uplifting song?
Don’t you find it a downer?
Did you know I worked out that the elevator operator must have been my father, because he brought me up?
Did he know how to push your buttons?
Hey, don’t you know that having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels?
Does it help to go down if you’re actually going down?