Well, this time of year wouldn’t you rather Noel?
Are you implying I might be a Coward?
Do you have Claus-trophobia?
Or have a Sandy Clause in your beach contract?
Is your belly shaking like a bowl full of jelly?
Maybe now I just have the shakes?
Is it an egg nog shake?
Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to dis a brie?
Should I dream of a white Christmas, or have a blue one?
Who am I to presume what it is Yule do?
Can’t we all have a cool Yule?
Did you know in Hawaii, they say “Mele Kalikimaka,” which means “Merry Christmas”?
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Have I ever mentioned how much I hate Hawaii?
How could anyone hate Hawaii? :eek:
You don’t wanna go back to your little grass shack?
Is he here today, gone to Maui?
Was he perhaps troubled by a son of a beach?
Or suffered indentured surfitude?
Why this wave of bad jokes?