Really, doesn’t anyone care atoll?
If Gallifrey was actually Hawaii, would the show be called Doctor Oahu?
Wouldn’t that be poi-fect?
So, Hawaii feeling today?
Did you get lei’d last night?
Could you be more sPacific?
Was your Honolulu Lulu a Lu-wow?
Y-orchidding me?
Or do you have to paddle your own Kahuna?
Hula do you think you are?
When the island became a state, did his adviser say, “Que sera, sera, Kameamea”?
When you landed safely there, would you say “Hallelujah, Honolulu”?
Or, if I’d made a killing at the races, “Hialeah Hallelujah, Kealakekua!”?
Or maybe you could surf more than the Internet?
Would you want a higher berth or aloha?
wouldn’t I need to get the lei of the land?
Would you pass me some more of that humuhumunukunukuapuaa?
Aren’t those protected?
Do you want the Kona silence?
Did you know the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Hawaii because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin?