What kind of a fool do you think I am?
How many guesses do we get?
Didn’t you get guessied up for this thread?
Oo, are those Guess jeans?
How many jeans do I guess?
Wouldn’t DNA research take the guesswork out of jeans?
So you’d like to get into her genes?
Jean who?
Didn’t Horton hear her?
Or was that Cindy Lou Who?
Or that chap from To Kill a Mockingbird, Boo … who?
Are you crying now?
Who’s crying now?
Don’t you know “you better not pout, you better not cry”?
Or some fat-bastard child abuser wearing red will garnish your toys?
Garnish? Like parsley?
They did that to Elvis’ salary?
Elvis had a salary?
Didn’t someone pay him something?
Didn’t they pay him in peanut-butter-and-banana-sandwiches, and girls?