Did this all occur in Heartburn Hotel?
Didn’t he live in Disgraceland?
Is that where he got all shook up?
And returned to sender?
To the King of Elvis Impersonators maybe?
Has he left the building again?
Did you know there are several Thai Elvis impersonators including one who was a regular feature in a Patpong nightclub literally for decades?
Will you kindly not step on my blue suede shoes?
Are you the sole proprietor?
Will it be a blue suede Christmas without you?
You mean in the ghetto?
Would you like a hunka hunka burnin’ chestnut?
Is he gonna be your teddy bear or is he just bringing one?
Would it be soft and furry, or made of jailhouse rock?
And would it love you tender?
Or is it nothin’ but a hound dog?
From Blue Hawaii?
Did he Follow That Dream?
Now or never?
Or viva Las Vegas?