Could I have spring rolls instead?
Don’t those pierce your cheeks?
You have the cheek to ask that?
The one I turned?
Is that your left butt or right butt cheek?
What if I told you that’s my face you’re looking at?
Then may I say you have a deep-seated countenance?
Are you feeling inferior about your posterior?
That is to ask, are you bummed?
Would that be so ass-tonishing?
So, then, you’re always bringing up the rear?
Might you be ass-uming too much?
So, I win?
What did you win?
Where do I claim my prize?
Do you know the way to San Jose?
Take a right at Nicaragua?
And a left at Albuquerque?
So we’re back to rabbits, are we?
Are you saying I’m a Fuddy Duddy?