Your fud is a dud?
Don’t you know Fudd’s First Law of Opposition?
Do you think you could hum a few bars?
Isn’t humming barred around here?
Who could object to a nice hummer?
I thought the Army called them Humvees?
Aren’t you a man of the world?
Would you prefer a man of few words?
What about a few men good for their word?
Could they have a word or two?
And but one word with one of us? Couple it with something. Why not make it a word and a blow?
Why not hookers and blow?
Doesn’t that sound delightful?
So you’re in?
Who wouldn’t be?! 
Let’s not talk about prudes, okay?
Can we skip talking about prunes, too?
How about a nice prude danish?
Wouldn’t you rather have a nice rude Danish?
Is that an oxymoron?