Is there nothing like a Dane?
Is he something rotten?
Don’t you think he looks more like Vicious? 
As in Sid?
Does he run around in circles?
Do you realise I haven’t talked to you guys since last year?
So, what’s new?
Does he look like a pussycat?
Is he Tommin’ around or just Jonesin’?
Could you pass me that bottle, Mr. Jones?
Is she lookin’ at you or is she lookin’ at me?
Do you spend a lot of time counting crows?
Wouldn’t you rather be counting stars?
Or would you like to swing on a star and be better off than you are?
Don’t you know it’s only a paper moon?
Isn’t it a Barnum and Bailey world?
Is that one in which cannibals won’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
Don’tcha love the roar of the greasepaint and the smell of the crowds?
How are you on the smell of napalm in the morning?
Don’t y’know, I think I’d rather not have apocalypse now?