What would be a better day for you, then?
I can’t think about that right now. If I do, I’ll go crazy. I’ll think about that tomorrow.
Don’t you know never to get off the boat?
Perhaps you could if you could walk on water, though?
Did Jesus tell you to say that?
Have you not seen the movie “Being There” by Jerzy Kosinski?
Did you ever hear Peter Sellers sing “The Pun Song”?
How could I have missed THAT?
Isn’t that for you to say?
Oh, wait, is that the one from Alice?
Alice, who the fuck is Alice?
Do you think Alice lives here anymore?
Isn’t she in the last house on the left?
Haven’t you heard the stories about that house?
How many stories does the house have?
Does the sub-sub-basement count?
Do you need a sub-prime mortgage for that?
Would that need to be under-underwritten?
What if your mortgage is underwater and you live on a mountainside?
Would the angle of the slope determine the lien amount?