Who put the fix in the fixed rate?
Would that be of interest?
Wasn’t it featured in a fairly recent British comic film, Love Actuary?
Would you bank on that?
If I did, would I get cashiered?
Brother, can you spare a dime?
Isn’t it, no quarter asked, none given?
Isn’t a penny saved a penny urned?
Nm
Decided not to put in your two cents’ worth, eh?
Thruppence for your thoughts, guv?
Is that a Tupperware model?
What do I look like, a housewares salesman?
Should we burp you or the bowl?
Or burp you in the bowel?
Shall I get the Ex-Lax?
Do you think ExLax grows on trees?
Isn’t it a natural stimulant?
Promise you won’t give me a V-8?
Who wants to drink beets, celery, carrots, lettuce, parsley, watercress, spinach, and tomato?