Questions Only

Doesn’t getting from one day to the next count?

Count as what?

Is that some kind of Sesame Street reference?

Is this where I go, " Ah, ah, ah?"

How many times do you think the Count has bitten Elmo?

Not nearly enough, don’t you think?

Wouldn’t Elmo be totally blue (like Grover…wait a minute) if the Count had drained him?

Wouldn’t that suck?

Vhy are there zo many zongs about vampires, and how they suck your blooooood?

Aren’t those a pain in the neck?

Do you have a stake in this discussion?

Is that some biting sarcasm?

Is it a bloody good time?

Can you put a little more zing into this Bloody Mary?

Isn’t a zealously zetetic zone of zombie-ridden zweitgeist enough to put a zip in your zeppelin?

Did you misspell Zeitgeist?

Zounds! How’d that happen?

Drinky, drinky, drinky?

Is one enough? Are three too many?

Is it Miller time over there right now?