It’s 5 o’clock somewhere, isn’t it?
Maybe on your chin, as in 5 o’clock shadow?
Am I taking it on the chin?
You mean you’re already so drunk you can’t put the glass to your mouth?
Do you have a drinking problem?
I drink, I pass out, why would that be a problem?
Do you ever pass out and miss the floor?
Don’t you know that if you can lie on the floor without holding onto it, then you’re not too drunk?
Has the piano been drinking?
Does it have a hollow leg?
Has it been making love to its tonic and gin?
Is it more beerstein than Steinway?
How about a nice merlot?
Who’s the designated pianist?
You really think anyone here is gonna be able to count to 88?
Don’t you only have to know A through G?
Isn’t it A through G eight times?
Isn’t it more like eleven times?
Didn’t you forget the accidentals?
Would you believe it was A Minor accident?