You can tune a piano, but can you tuna fish?
Will you pardon me if Albacore-ful how I answer that one?
Did you know that if you drop a grand piano down a shaft, you’ll hear A Flat Minor?
Would a scrunched for space apartment room be A Minor Flat?
Would a kid who picks up playing the piano easily be A Sharp Minor?
Finished?
Was it a happy ending?
Now?
Was I too fast for you?
How fast are you?
Want to see it again?
See what again?
Do you make tachyons seem slow?
Are you calling me tacky?
If the glue fits, shouldn’t you wear it?
?emit ni drawkcab levart snoyhcat t’noD
What warped factor is this?
Who are you calling warped?
Around here, who isn’t?
I’m perfectly normal, doncha know?