For which standard of normality, the Kruse-Altzenheim Paradigm or the Multiple Universe Diagnostic?
Isn’t normal is as normal does?
Does anyone know what normal really is?
Well, since the word’s derived from the Latin for a carpenter’s square, wouldn’t it be anything that’s upright and not off kilter?
Once gone, can you ever really go back?
Why would you want to? Or is that just my West Texas talking?
Do you have Lubbock in your rear view mirror?
Don’t objects in the rear view mirror appear larger than they are?
Is that only true when you’re going like a Bat out of Hell?
It depends on whether or not you’re engaged in Paradise by the Dashboard Light.
Buddha_David, why do I feel compelled to channel Alex Trebek right now???
O snap, did I make a boo-boo? 
Doesn’t everyone make that mistake sooner or later?
Shouldn’t he correct his mistake and then send the check to the Pepperwinkle-so-on-and-so-forth?
Oh, didn’t I mention, the first one’s on the house?
Are the odds in the house’s favor?
Why would it be otherwise?
Maybe you have a card up your sleeve?
Did you say “cod” or “card”?