Is your card the Bass of Spades?
I shouldn’t draw the Queen of Diamonds, should I?
If you did, would another one bite the dust?
The Deuce you say?
Say, is it true that Queen Elizabeth’s favorite chef was knighted Sir Loin?
Did Sir Loin wear a cloth?
Where’s the beef?
Don’t they have Beefeaters for that?
Is it true that you are what you eat?
Should cat eaters be concerned?
What’s new, pussycat?
Has that saying come back in vogue?
Probably not Vogue, but how about Cosmopolitan? or Less Than Fine Dining?
How about a nice Rosicrucian ad in Popular Mechanics?
Are the LDSes at the door again?
Are they a group of dyslexic acid droppers?
Aren’t they better than the Disbarred Nurses for Cthulhu?
Don’t you wish they were? 
How about Jehovah’s Waitresses?
Are you ready to order?