Angel food or Devil’s food?
That depends – can I have my cake and eat it too?
Isn’t that kind of selfish?
Are you allergic to shellfish?
Isn’t that a rash question?
Don’t you have an itch to answer?
Have we just scratched the surface?
Shouldn’t we dig deeper?
Did you bring the hydromagnetic excavating magnisizzler?
Wouldn’t that be like bringing a hydromagnetic excavating magnisizzler to a gunfight?
Do guns kill people or do guns kill gnus?
Have you ever sung “Gnus guns snug 'ungs”?
Is that anything like the dyslexic atheist who didn’t believe in his dog?
Do dyslexic dogs parc on the gur and krab at the noom?
Is this canine chimera consistent with the concatenation of carnal colloquies coalesced in the college of crapola?
Come again?
Is this dogged doggerel dependent on decisions of dogmatic desperation or the descendance of despotism?
Why are you speaking in strange tongues?
Strange to who?
Doesn’t a versatile vocabulary verify a vociferous, nay, voracious verisimilitude of veritable verbiforms?