I’d rather ride Lois Lane, wouldn’t you?
Which version of her?
At her peak or as she is now?
Don’t you know you shouldn’t tug on Superman’s cape?
What would happen if you gave Superman a wedgie?
With or without kryptonite?
Doesn’t Superman have super drawers?
Isn’t that a question for Lois Lane?
If Superman and Lois had sex, would he kill her?
Do you mean kill her unintentionally with his Super-penis (presumable) or, intentionally, after the act?
Did Superboy leave holes in the ceiling over his bed?
Dude, if you mean what I think you mean, he’d leave holes in the universe, yes?
Didn’t Superman have a problem with premature ejaculation: y’know, faster than a speeding bullet?
Has anybody asked Lois or Lana about this?
Would they say Clark kent get it up?
Could he leap tall women in a single bound?
Was he faster than a speeding building?
How long has Superman been single?
Didn’t he marry Lois Lane in one special-edition comic, and have a son?