Wasn’t that in the second, or was it the third, reboot?
Wasn’t it a special one-off “What If?” edition, maybe in the 1960s??
Did you know that he married her in 1996, and they stayed married up to the last reboot in 2011 (15 years)?
What broke them up? Did she hit the sauce heavily?
Didn’t you hear about Flashpoint, when the whole DC Universe restarted, throwing away 70-some years of continuity in order to make the DC Comics more like Marvel?
Not being a comics buff, was that a good thing? 
Wouldn’t that depend on whether you were a lifelong fan vs. a newcomer to comics?
And what do you consider yourself?
Am I not an ignorant slut? 
Why be harsh and call yourself ignorant?
How would you know if you were ignorant?
Can I please still be a slut?
What are your qualifications?
Can you put out or shut up?
Mommy, what did you bring that book that I didn’t want to be read to out of up for?
What makes you think I’m your Mommy?
Do you put on women’s clothing, and hang around in bars?
Can I be Okay if I’m not a lumberjack?
Was Jack Sparrow ever a lumberjack?
Well, didn’t he know how to shiver his timbers? (And, shouldn’t there be a “Captain” in there someplace?)