Aren’t we all shivering our timbers this winter?
Would it make you jealous to reveal that California completely skipped winter this year? 
Even Sacramento?
Even northern California?
Is that how they balanced the budget?
Is the budget balanced currently?
Has this current currency occurred, and is curry involved?
Are you curious about the occurrence of couriered currency, or couriered curry?
Can the occurrence of curiously couriered curry currently balance the bastards’ budget while winter winks and waves and wanders away?
Does frantic financial finagling foolishly fault our forefather’s faithfulness in fiduciary fields, frantically faking Frankensteinian folly for fresh facets of face-to-face freedoms?
What did that last question even mean?
Was it supposed to actually mean something?
What does anything “mean”?
What is the definition of “is”?
Does anybody know what time it is?
What does “mean” mean?
Why are you so mean?
Do you think I mean to be?
Ah, but do the ends justify the means?
As long as there is something that justifies the ends?