How long is that?
Maybe about, oh, so long?
Oolong, isn’t that a tea?
Is it tea time already?
Wasn’t Charlie Chaplin’s wife named Oolong?
Johnny Olson, what has Sam won? 
Is that a shiny new 3 wheel taxi for Sam?
Wouldn’t he rather have a Rolls?
Wouldn’t you really rather have a Buick?
What am I supposed to do with that Buick?
The Buick has a back seat, doesn’t it?
Have you been in the backseat of any newer cars recently?
How new is new now?
Can you understand what “pleading the fifth” means?
Is that something to do with drinking in the backseat of a Buick?
Hmm…should I plead the fifth or drink a fifth?
Do I really, REALLY have to tell ya?
May I post the politically correct answer “both, in moderation”?
Would you rather have a bottle in front of you than a frontal lobotomy?
Would I…,huh?