Questions Only

Would I? Would I?

That Woody Allen, Woody Guthrie or Woody Harrelson?

Is two out of three close enough?

Does the two-thirds or fractional majority rule apply?

Heh. My art teacher loved that joke and told it often. His punchline, though, was “Big nose! Big nose!”

In play:

Why didn’t anyone warn me there might be math involved?

Could someone help me clean the soda pop off my monitor screen after the spit-take I just did because of that excellent joke?

Depends; you springin’ for plane tickets to Houston?

Hasn’t the other thread already covered movies starring John Huston?

Aren’t duplications allowed?
Aren’t duplications allowed?

Is that an echo I hear?

That’s metaphysically absurd, man, how can I know what you hear?

Can you hear a duck’s quack echo?

What’s a quack echo?

The same opinion from two disbarred doctors?

Is that the disputed dogma of a deuce of disparaged dudes?

Alas, allegorical alliteration again!

Couldst thou, perchance, rephrase that woeful exclamation in the form of a query?

Asking askance as to allegorical alliteration?

Ah, assonantal alphanumeric allegiances in allusions to altogether an abundance of abstruse algorithms is an amiable amusement, if accidentally awkward… don’t you think? (or don’t you?)

Verily, didst thou forget the name of this thread?