Is it Bob?
Johnny Olson, what has Sam won THIS time?

Wasn’t that Superman’s sidekick?
Don’t you mean Bob Barker?
Did you know he’s 90 years old now?
Does he know he’s 90 years old?
Have you had your pets spayed or neutered?
Was that a non sequitur?
Didn’t you know BB is a big advocate of S & N, and reminds everyone at the end of each and every episode of TPiR for the past 173 YEARS?
Would you believe it’s been maybe 40 years since I watched an episode?
Well, that’s understandable. Why would you want to?
Because it doesn’t get any better than that?
Maybe for the models, but is Drew Carey hosting a game show an incentive?
Is Drew Carey hosting a game show an incentive for the models?
Do you think Drew Carey will get smaller and smaller the longer he does the show, and, like Scott Carey (oh, man what a coincidence), will eventually shrink out of existence?
So is Drew the Incredible Shrinking Host?
Will all that fit on the marquee?
Marquee, or Mark’s key?
As in de Sade?
That depends…is he a sadist, or a smooth operator?