Who doesn’t look good on me?
Are you bragging again?
How much bull could a Buddha brag if a Buddha did brag bull, Brahmin?
Did you hear the one about the Buddhist walking up to a hot dog vendor and saying, “Make me one with everything”?
If you met the Dalai Lama in person, could you resist making that joke? 
How about the Dolly Llama?
:eek: Oh, that is just SICK, ain’t it?
Would you believe I could show you worse?
I’m double-dog daring you, aren’t I? 
Do you dare to triple-dog dare him?
Dare I?
We’re waiting with baited breath, aren’t we?
Siam Sam, would you kindly do your worst?
(Would the rest of you kindly :eek: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES? :eek:)
You realize he’s in a far different time zone, don’t you?
Does that mean he won’t receive the question for several hours?
Well, if I’m correct it’s almost 3 a.m. there now, so… how long do you wanna wait?
If that’s too long to wait, can I play?
[spoiler]The Most Disturbing Image on the Internet, Ever.
[spoiler]No really, this one’s super-duper NSFW.
[spoiler]I’m extending beyond the two-click rule to make sure you’re paying attention.
[spoiler]Are you certain?
[spoiler]Okay, get your brain bleach ready:
what family could ever have thought that that was a good idea?
Are they fur real?
Do we need to hear the story behind that?