Who would want to?
Is that the one about Goldilocks and the Three Bares?
Is there a story behind that picture you can share with us, buddha?
Are those home made?
How could they not be?
Shouldn’t someone alert Family Services?
Isn’t this one of those circumstances that not even Family Services will touch?
Not even with someone else’s 10-foot-pole?
If there were two poles, would this be bipolar?
Is that like those videos where two Poles are bisexual?
Wait…polar bears can be bipolar and bisexual?
Isn’t that okay as long as they don’t drink Pepsi?
What’s wrong with Pepsi?
(rhetorical question)
Does Pepsi market their product with polar bears?
Some cola company did, but I don’t remember which…do you?
A kiddly divy too, wooden shoe?
Does Mairzy dote on Coke?
Do Dozey dotes and drink cokes?
Doobie doobie doo?
Will you or won’t you?