With doobies I doubly do, don’t you?
Does anyone else remember the Doublemint Twins?
Do you double your pleasure, double your fun?
Who wouldn’t with those two?
And wouldn’t the, er, flavor last a long, long time?
Returning to the topic of Doublemint gum, is there any other single gum like it?
I’m single, was that your question?
How you doin’?
Doin’ fine, how are you? 
Aren’t you nice to ask?
Isn’t the SDMB the height of genteel manners?
Shall I pour tea for all in the Limoges cups?
May we have crumpets, also?
Crumpets, scones and clotted cream for all?
Is the watercress in this sandwich fresh?
Is everyone extending their pinkies?
Would we serve stale watercress, and is anyone staring at Elendil’s Heir’s extension?
Well, there appears to be a fly in my watercress, and don’tcha know it’s rude to stare?
If the fly is staring at you, how can you make him stop?
Would taking him into the teleporter with me be a bad idea?