Questions Only

Wouldn’t that have been Miss Scarlet?

If Hester Prynne was blind, would she need to wear her scarlet letter in braille?

Isn’t that a touchy subject?

Wouldn’t you think she could feel her way?

Advocating gropage, are you?

Does The Advocate advocate that?

I love it, but when did gropage become a real word?

When did English become proscriptive?

Aren’t all prescriptions written in English?

You mean it’s not a made-up word like, “chestal” (Bart Simpson)?

It’s a perfectly cromulent word, isn’t it?

Is this hermiological suitness a criescence of pallities?

Does this embiggen us all?

Shouldn’t it maxifer the augmentalities of the macrobellum?

Does it also exude pizmotality?

Alas and alack, what fresh hell has the use of “gropage” wrought?

How much a pound is fresh hell going for, nowadays?

Are you asking me?

Hell’s easy to reach, so it would be approx. $0.02 per kilogram, I think?

Did one of Galileo’s crucial contributions to physics came from disproving the measurements of the hell of Dante’s Inferno?