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Is that the real meaning of “Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch’intrate”?

Must you abandon hope when I tell you that by age 24, Galileo disproved many commonly accepted (by the greatest minds of his time) dimensions of Dante’s Inferno which did not stand up to mathematical scrutiny?

What was that about lasagna again?

Has the Professor prepared a huge batch of lasagna and invited us Questioners for dinner?

I can’t tell, was that Portugese?

Wasn’t his quote Latin for “Abandon all hope, ye who enter here”, but can’t we still try to finagle a lasagna dinner besides?

Is that Italian and not Latin, and will that affect my invitation?

If you’re invited to Rome, will you do as the Romans do?

Is this a signal to come back here singing, “Doobie Doobie Do”?

Will Kate Upton be there with the lasagna?

You gotta doobie?

Does a Doper have a doobie? Is that a rhetorical question?

Does anyone else here listen to the Doobie Bros.?

If a Doobie Brother fell in the woods, but no one was around, would he make a sound?

By woods, do you mean China Grove?

Is that like Chia Pets?

Are Chia Pets made in China?

Made in or made of?

Maiden Madoff?

So Bernie Madoff with a sack of cash?