Has ennui set in?
There’s something in my eye?
Have you seen an opthalmologist?
Wouldn’t it be more important that he can see you?
If he’s terribly busy, how long will it be before he can see you?
Could he see you from afar?
You mean he’s a teleoptometrist, or does he just have a Palantir?
Do Palantirs ever get bad reception?
Are the omens propitious; are the vapours nebulous, or perhaps the ectoplasm’s causing ghosts?
Is that a Ghostbusters reference?
Did you know the Ghostbusters theme song was ripped off from “I Want a New Drug” by Huey Lewis & the News?
Is there a drug that makes me feel like I feel when I’m with you?
Isn’t that the Straight Dope?
Are hallucinogens currently legal?
Doesn’t that depend on where you are?
Before or after ingesting hallucinogens?
I don’t have to lick any toads, do I?
In prior times, have you been forced to lick toads?
Were you looking for a handsome prince?
Who on Earth would think that Prince is handsome?