Wasn’t that Apollonia?
What about Vanity?
Is Vanity fair?+
Did Ben Franklin author “Pride that dines on vanity, sups on contempt”?
Do you really think the Founding Fathers greeted each other with “'sup?”
Did the Founding Fathers take off their jackets, roll up their sleeves and write: “Everyone shall have the right to bare arms?”
You mean when they weren’t bonking their women slaves?
The Founding Fathers were baring more than arms?
Weren’t they arming bears?
Is “arming” a sex thing?
Isn’t it the next step up from fisting?
Do you need a step up to get the right amount of leverage?
Are the bears awake, or still hibernating?
Is today the day the Teddy Bears have their picnic?
Is there a catering company specializing in box lunches for fictional mammalian anthropomorphic characters?
Who said they were fictional?
Will Mr. Ruxpin’s lawyers be paying a call?
Could I bear the pawseability of such a lawsuit?
Are you nursin’ an ursine inner person?
Do we have more unbearable puns to look forward to?