Ah, but can you hold the anchovy?
Won’t it squirm out of my fingers?
Do you have any anchovy paste?
Is that what makes the anchovies stick to the pizza?
Shouldn’t it stick to your ribs?
Do you know how stupid I’d look walking around with anchovies stuck to my torso?
Would it be any more stupid than you look already?
Where did you put the camera in my house?
Doesn’t your cell phone have a camera?
Did he access my cell phone camera for his own nefarious purposes?
Is it true the NSA can track you via your cell phone, even when it’s turned off?
Do you know they don’t need to, now they’ve outfitted you with a GPS implant?
Is that what this mysterious lump in my ass is? :eek:
Maybe someone’s just happy to see you?
It could be both, couldn’t it?
Are you saying that’s how they get the GPS implant up there in the first place? :eek:
Well, if you think awhile, it’s pretty obvious that…hey, why is that black helicopter following me?
Do you have a sufficiently high clearance level to get an answer to that question?
Didn’t you know that NSA stands for “No Such Agency”?
Or is it “Never Shoulda Asked”?