Do they ask before they spy on you?
Before who spy on you?
Pardon me, but may we spy on you?
Have we entered a new phase of SDMB manners that involves requesting permission prior to sending out the Pepperdrones?
Well, it’s merely requesting, not requiring, isn’t it?
Is it a safe guess to say the Pepperdrones were launched prior to even posting the question?
Isn’t it correct to say that when Pepperdrones were launched, SALT I and SALT II immediately followed and were a consequence thereof?
Is anyone else here required to cut salt out of their diet?
My hypertension keeps me on a low-salt diet, so my Pepperdrones are SALT-free, don’t y’know?
How often do you “cheat”, though? 
Why would I do that to my family?
I have lowered my salt intake, don’t you know?
Here’s a good one…why salt and pepper, instead of salt and something else?
You mean, a salt with a deadly weapon?
Oh dear, are we spicing up this thread with puns again?
Spice is the variety of life, n’est-ce pas?
Isn’t a thread peppered with puns a particularly pleasing one?
Do you know what a pain in the ass it is to make an alliteration with “alliteration”?
And aren’t all the people who contribute to the thread the salt of the earth?
Can I be the lemon-pepper of the earth instead?