Perchance the puzzling puns posted pose a perplexing prod as to the probability of Pepperdrone probed privacy?
Would you settle for being the Sicks-Sriracha pepper, instead?
Maybe it’s thyme to move on to a different theme?
Can’t we always rely on your for sage advice?
Maybe it’s thyme for some sage advice to have Rosemary mention parsley?
Is it anyone else’s bay leaf that Sicks Ate is attempting to curry flavor with Elendil’s Heir?
And what happened to Seven?
Wasn’t he last seen on the back of a milk carton?
Is making puns on the Sabbath done only by sinner men?
Since when is the Sabbath on a Monday? 
Did you forget the commandment to “Remember the Sabbath…”?
Is it Sunday in Bangkok , Siam Sam?
Didn’t I write that on a Post-It stuck to my collection of graven images?
Did you dream you were writing on a Post-It, awakening to find it written on your forehead?
Don’tcha know that every day is Sunday in Paradise?
Do you ever see Eddie Money and his anonymous traveling companion there?
Did he purchase those tickets online or at the airport counter?
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What spicy location is Prof. posting from?
Is corn a spice?