Are we now mashing up the food pyramid?
Hadn’t you heard, they ditched the food pyramid altogether?
If aliens built the pyramids, what foodstuffs did they leave behind? (See, I can do this without punning, nyah nyah:)
We at least know what they smoked, have you seen the camel butts all over the place?
What is it now, a Food Rhombus?
Can you imagine how silly I felt at Dad’s night at my kid’s preschool, when they were going through shapes and I said “diamond” when all the kids said “rhombus”? :eek:
Do you think it’s because they all ride a big yellow rhombus?
What color was Rambus?
Aren’t RAM-busses typically gray?
Are there fifty shades of gray?
While a kiss on the hand
May be quite continental,
But are Rhombi a girl’s best friend?
Is there a curse on the Hope Rhombus?
Did the young man give his beloved a synthetic rhombus on St. Patrick’s Day, saying, “Please wear my sham rock?”
Was he a multifaceted individual, or do you caret all if he was?
What’s up doc?
What’s down, clown?
What’s on the side, Clyde?
What’s forward, Howard?
Are we traversing multidirectional topics again?
What’s the frequency, Kenneth?