What’s it all about, Alfie?
Michael Caine never turned down a movie role he didn’t like, did he?
If Cain was the third human on Earth, how did he get married?
What about his sisters?
Did the boys hog the spotlight, with no one mentioning the sisters?
Then who was porking whom?
Have we reached Noah’s son Ham yet?
Doesn’t that depend on whose ox is being gored?
Was Al Gore’s ox broken?
You mean Tipper?
Is the “Gore Effect” a humorous concept suggesting a causal relationship between unseasonable cold weather phenomena and meetings associated with global warming, with particular emphasis on events attended by Gore?
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Does the Pope shit while bare?
Have we circled back to fecal topics of an ursine variety again?
Is the bear in the woods bare?
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
How much ground could a groundhog hog if a groundhog could hog ground?
Perhaps Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers?
Who the hell does Peter Piper think he is anyway?
Pepperwinkle’s father?