What exactly did Jack do while on top of the beanstalk?
Didn’t he, er, “break Jill’s crown,” wink wink, nod nod?
Wasn’t he a busy little schmo?
Aren’t we conflating two separate nursery rhymes?
*Jack and the Beanstalk *is a nursery rhyme?
Wasn’t it a movie?
They’ll make a movie out of anything these days, won’t they?
Oh, you saw Movie 43, did you?
Did that come out after Summer of 1942?
Why was 1941 released in 1979?
Well, 2001: A Space Odyssey was before its time, wasn’t it?
Why’d you have to break the chain? 
Will he have bad luck now?
Would that be 40 years of bad luck?
Sure, why not?
How do you tie a Y-knot?
You’re asking how to Thai one on?
Thank you sir…Malay I have another?
If you and Chad get Hungary, could you eat some Turkey?
Ukraine if you want, but can I make gravy from the Greece?