Don’t you know we only import the finest pundigria from Punama, Pungladesh, Pundonesia and the annals of ancient Macepunia?
Don’t you think that’s taking things a bit too Fargo?
Have you ever considered, Winnepeg this thread for yet another pun, it Minot be as bad as you think?
Was the final score in the alphabet game Essex: Canaan?
If England has Middlesex, Essex, Sussex and Wessex, why isn’t there a Nossex?
Haven’t you heard of “Nossex, please, we’re British”?
Forget Nossex, how about Bottomsex, or is that just too anal?
Well, how many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?
When Elton John got married, did he take David up the aisle?
I thought that was in May; isn’t he going to be Queen of the Maypole?
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Who is Sam Hill and why does Vita Beata hang out with him?
Was someone expecting the Spanish Inquisition?
Why, have they been delayed?
Did someone expect them, for once?
Couldn’t they have tweeted, or at least have sent an e-mail?
But nobody’s supposed to expect them, isn’t that the point?
What to expect when you’re expectorating?
Do you get a feeling in your pectorals?
Are you working out your pectorals at the Electoral College gym?