Was Hector’s moral vector a reflector of his sector?
Wasn’t Hector the spitting image of Priam?
Who spit on Hector?
Is Hector still a pup?
Did Hector say “I yam what Priam, and that’s all that Priam”?
If he turned to the creative arts, would he make a plaster of Paris?
When attacking said plaster with an ice pick, would he launch a thousand chips?
Would that be Helen earth if she’s only Troying with us?
Was Odysseus lost because he thought his hometown was in the Catskills?
Is that the story that features a Trojan whore named Helen?
As the saying goes, “Beware Greeks bearing gifts” – anyone else old enough to remember that catchphrase from anti-Dukakis ads back in '88?
Wasn’t Oedipus’ mom diagnosed with Porkin’ sons?
I wonder which portion of Porky Pig tastes best?
Is th-th-th-that all, folks?
What’s up, Doc?
You mean that old Barbra Streisand film?
Wasn’t Madeline Kahn great in that?
Can you fix a hi-fi?
Is your hi-fi quadraphonic?
Does quadraphonic even exist in our space-time continuum anymore?