Questions Only

Why don’t you hook up your chronosynclastic infundibulum?

Has all our unobtanium become discombobulated?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Black, Grizzly, or Panda?

And what if the Pope is from Argentina?

Did taking high holy orders lighten up Francis?

Did Francis inhale?

You mean the talking mule?

Maybe Donald O’Connor inhaled, and that’s why he thought the beast was talking to him?

Maybe Sinéad O’Connor was talking to the beast, and that’s why she ripped up the Pope?

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But really, is the Pope Catholic? Does that even need to be asked?

Are there any questions so silly we dare not ask them?

Like this?

Well, that’s not a particularly silly question, is it? You couldn’t get a government grant to ask questions like that, now could you?

We DO have the same government, don’t we?

Texas hasn’t actually seceded yet, have they?

Is it wrong of me to wish they had?

Were the southern states seeded by the order in which they seceded?

If they’d heeded what was needed would they have been impeded?

Are we saying the Holy Father is a jackass?