Wouldn’t that be a Cardinal sin?
Are we doing birds again?
If I’m roasting a turkey, do I need to flip the bird?
What kind of a stool pigeon are you, anyway?
Is it true what I heard that if your parents are not married, that makes you the baster?
Hey, I’m not the one robin the cradle, am I?
Don’t you think toucan play this game?
If we gandered owl the puns in the world together, searching from pheasant and royalty alike, would it drive us stork raven mad?
Wouldn’t that be fowl?
Should I just say “tit”, “gamecock” and “swallow” just to avoid temptation?
Couldn’t you sparrow us that indignity?
Am I cuckoo?
Is this thread for the birds, or what?
Is that from Lincoln’s Gettysbird Address? Y’know, “with mallards toward none, with chickadee for all… this nation of the birds, by the birds, and for the birds, shall not partridge from this earth.”?
Should we be tweeting these?
Maybe we should all just flock off?
(No malice intended, just staying in character for the piece)
If I goose my sexy neighbor, will I need to duck?
What are you, a raven lunatic?
Didn’t you mean loonatic?
Shouldn’t we be casso-wary of labels?