Like I just did? Weren’t you listening?
Ha! You call THAT really, really fast?
Are you calling a repairman for those Pepperdrone sound systems?
See?
I can recite it so fast, it will make time go backwards…ready?
Does that mean we can all have cookies after all?
I sent them back to Monday via FedEx, weren’t you at home?
Don’t you just hate when that time warp @*%# happens?
Well, then, should I apologize for what happens to you next Monday now?
Should I report Prof. Pepperwinkle for putting out a hex for next Monday?
25 or 6 to 4?
Questions 67 and 68?
Did we ever get an answer when we’re knocking at the door?
Knock knock knocking on Heaven’s door?
Why does St. Peter have horns and a pointy tail?
Ooh, did you run into Old Nick instead of Pete?
Did you rob Peter to pay Paul?
Didja peel the pearl right off the gates?
Didja hear the one about the rich man who was allowed to bring one suitcase into heaven, so he filled it with bars of gold, and when he arrived St. Peter looked bewildered and said: “Of all the things you could’ve brought, why did you bring paving stones?”
If I’ve not heard that one, does that mean my ears are broken?