Why fly when you can teleport?
Doesn’t teleportation violate the laws of thermodynamics?
Weren’t laws made to be broken?
Is that your judicial opinion?
And has that defense ever worked?
Didn’t Isaac Newton himself say the best defense is a good offense?
I thought he invented those fig cookies?
Isaac was a Keebler elf?
Are you insinuating something?
Maybe Isaac’s mom made good cookies?
Did Isaac’s mom have a good cookie?
If we let “I” represent Isaac in his normative state, and “M” be Isaac’s mother on a good day and ready to bake a batch of cookies, and “A” any additional variables common to daily life in Isaac’s time, then how bad would those variables have to be to receive the result “I + M + A = Rock”? Anyone? Anyone?
Which is better, 3rd Rock from the Sun or 30 Rock?
Well, which has more cookies?
Was it Duran Duran who invented “O, Rio” cookies?
Did they invent them in Baltimore, home of the Orioles?
Quoth the Ravens, “Got Milk?”
How many people can quote the entire Raven poem from the Simpsons Treehouse of Horror episode?
Does it count if I can recite the entire script of Stark Ravin’ Dad?
Ah, but can you do it really, really fast?