You mean the one in Trafalgar Square, covered with fifty-one tons of pigeon poop?
Would you then be staring at a string of startling starlings?
What does the fox say?
Has Ylvis left the building?
Can you ever really leave a place?
Do you mean did I leave a clone behind at the convention center today?
You mean that wasn’t you?
If you push your clone out a window for using too many swear words, can you get arrested for making an obscene clone fall?
You’ve been working on that all day, haven’t you? 
What, do you think Rome was built in a day too?
Wasn’t Rome built in six days, with everyone resting on the seventh?
In which dictionary is a day defined as a hill?
Are we discussing Sam Hill’s dictionary?
Is he related to Jesus H. Christ?
Sam, are you fighting ignorance by informing me that the “H” stands for “Hill”?
Doesn’t the “H” stand for “Herschel”?
Isn’t “h” Planck’s constant?
If Planck were a pirate, how small would his parrot be?
Wouldn’t it be just big enough to walk the Planck?
Why walk when you can fly?