Questions Only

Where will the bear shit?

On the pope?

Is the bear Catholic?

Do Catholic bears have bad habits?

Are Catholic bears forgiven in confession if they eat the priest?

Heh, does a bear shit in the woods?

Is this not an easily dismissible question if it is considered that the ursine in question may, in fact, be a polar bear?

Don’t you have to kick a polar bear in the ice-hole?

Do jokes such as that arc-tickle your funny bone?

By adding snow puns, will I be skating on thin ice?

Don’t y’know Yukon depend on it?

Ever hear the saying, Es-ki-mo questions, I’ll tell you no lies?

When Eskimo acrobats jump, do they holler “Aleut”?

Do Arctic sommeliers worry about the wine-chill factor?

Did the Eskimo family live within an “ig”, since it was lacking a loo?

If that was a palace, were they ignoble?

If the family members ignore each other, are they ignoramuses?

Ignore Amos who?

While you might ignore Amos, isn’t it true we cannot ignore any of the Anns, as it is every Doper’s credo to fight “ignore Anns”?

Isn’t it easier to fight “ignore Anns” than it is to ignore Famous Amos cookies?