Do you know, I’ve never had that problem? Mrs. Fields are hard to resist, but Famous Amos?
Now must we field cookie queries while showing animosity to previously ignored Amos?
Is it time to shout “Batter up!” for the next round of cookie jokes?
Are you ready to let the chips fall where they may?
Will we at yeast be rising to the cookie pun challenge?
Are we raisin our sights too high, and will we crumble?
Can we snicker n’ doodle, oreo too mature for that?
Oh, can’t we always make wafer jokes like that?
Do vegetarians refuse to eat animal crackers?
Is the Pillsbury Doughboy too fat to be enlisted?
Madame Peppewinkle loves to bake, but sometimes she gets carried away, and an overabundance of some varieties is just a pfeffernuisance.
Professor, could you kindly rephrase that in the form of a question?
Are we channelling Art Fleming here?
Will Madame Pepperwinkle appreciate her cookie largess be referred to as a “pfeffernuisance”, or will she protest, “Donut disparage my baking, lest I tire of the hole thing?”
Why would he fritter away her trust?
Maybe we should have a separate thread for pun-only questions?
Do you think that’s a wise use of bandwidth?
Since when has that stopped us?
A particular parallel for paronomastic pundragons?
Are we building a moat?