Could a stoat float a boat on a moat?
Are bloated goats stuffed with oats included?
If crows chose to doze on oak boughs, would pigeons fidget just a smidgen?
Whatchoo talkin’ about, Willis?
Could I take “Eighties TV catchphrases” for 100, please, Alex?
Does anyone else think Alex Trebek still looks weird without a moustache?
Did he lose it in a Daily Double?
Male porn stars in the '80s for $100? Didn’t they have double-duty mustaches? Or was that Mark Spitz I’m thinking of?
Isn’t it considered rude to spit while you’re thinking? Especially if it leaves a mark?
Was that a non-sequitur?
Is that tree a non-sequoia?
Are we pining for more puns?
If a dogwood bark, what willow cat do?
Is the moat for European swallows?
How much moat-water must a European swallow before he drowns?
Are we pondering incontinence puns about swallowing European moat-water?
As Gandalf said on the commode, “I SHALL NOT PASS!” – how’s that?
Was he thus discommoded?
He didn’t want to pass in the mines of Moria, now did he?
Are there piles there?