Questions Only

Could a stoat float a boat on a moat?

Are bloated goats stuffed with oats included?

If crows chose to doze on oak boughs, would pigeons fidget just a smidgen?

Whatchoo talkin’ about, Willis?

Could I take “Eighties TV catchphrases” for 100, please, Alex?

Does anyone else think Alex Trebek still looks weird without a moustache?

Did he lose it in a Daily Double?

Male porn stars in the '80s for $100? Didn’t they have double-duty mustaches? Or was that Mark Spitz I’m thinking of?

Isn’t it considered rude to spit while you’re thinking? Especially if it leaves a mark?

Was that a non-sequitur?

Is that tree a non-sequoia?

Are we pining for more puns?

If a dogwood bark, what willow cat do?

Is the moat for European swallows?

How much moat-water must a European swallow before he drowns?

Are we pondering incontinence puns about swallowing European moat-water?

As Gandalf said on the commode, “I SHALL NOT PASS!” – how’s that?

Was he thus discommoded?

He didn’t want to pass in the mines of Moria, now did he?

Are there piles there?